

plastic packaging makes me want to scream
i'm in a good mood today but i thought i would dedicate something today to little things that are the worst. don't get it? like, a good example is monday morning when colleagues make small talk and say "man, i really need my coffee" or when asked how the weekend was "good, not Long Enough" eek i dont like that little banter but i do know that it is necessary because i know people have private lives and are not going to say they were up until 4am both nights pounding booze or raising gerbils or nurturing orchids - people are weird.
other examples of little things that are the worst include writing a fairly long email, maybe something that took 10-15 minutes and then have the browser refresh or you hit the back key and everything is lost. That is the worst what are some other good examples? i know i stub my pinky toe (on both feet) at least once a week, i think now its really just a tendon - no bone, no nail, just this hardened entity that has been smashed repeatedly; worst thing in the world.
obviously mockingbirds, parking tickets, and a torn hangnail are up there but lets go a step further. How about after you enjoy a cup of tea or coffee (probably at home) and when you look at the bottom of the cup you notice hardened pepper and/or cereal stuck to the bottom? something the dishwasher didn't get and you happened to overlook? ridiculous - always brings me within minutes of vomiting. How about during the winter months getting this little, hardened, callus thingy on the inside of your nose? if you dont know what i'm talking about, i've been verified by at least 4 other sources but basically its like a scab or bump or something that sits harmlessly for a few months but its annoying, sore and there is a tendency to tear at it - do not tear at it, i repeat do not tear at it or there are consequences that you cannot even fathom. Far worse than walter donovan drinking out of the cup he thought was the holy grail in indiana jones and the last crusade.
i could certainly include bad haircuts, shrinking a favorite article of clothing, or a small fender bender but lets go a bit further one last time. How about going out to dinner, living a little bit on the edge and ordering something a little different and when it comes out you want to cry because it's nothing that you thought it would be. (side note: i did this once with rock fish, i was so excited to get a mild fish but they brought out this deep fried fish with its' scales, head, fins, flappers, dorsals, whatever. This guy was looking at me - i couldn't eat it. I just stared at it and kindly asked them to take it back to the kitchen and essentially pull the meat out because i had no idea. This was a nice restaurant by the way; a 40 dollar fish for c.sakes.) come to think of it, a similar example would be taking a risk on an album and it being terrible but usually i can listen to any album - regardless of how bad it is. Another little thing that is the worst that i would imagine would be terrible would be losing your subway club card or something similar. How awful would it be to eat 8 subs, saver your card for i dont know - 3 months and then the day you decide to cash in on your hard work, it's gone. Oof i guess the same could go with your dunkin donuts card, or any stamped, card - its the worst
okay, again not in a bad mood just needed to put that out there because i wrote a long email this morning and the browser refreshed and i thought i was going to punch the computer screen. I guess there are worst things in the world like being shot in the kneecaps, having your pet get hit by a car, or a hurricane destroying your house...right?
okey dokey smokey - have a great day, do some good and see you on the flip.
-bhensal
p.s. Special shout out goes to yizzle chukie on their very first home; what an exciting event i can't wait to see it and i look forward to many fun times congratulations
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